exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
And into the rabbit hole we went!
Greatest post
ah tumblr
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Do not pity the dead. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without love. - SuperWhoLock take on a Harry Potter quote
um excuse me but WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB
You made me feel bad for Anderson……
fucking anderson
fuck me with your cheekbones you perfect human being
and here we see the two emotions involved with being a cumberbitch
Pretty much…..
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?