|When someone walks slower than me:||omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
|When someone walks faster than me:||jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
|When someone walks at the same pace as me:||who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
"Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.
Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
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"Our hands find each other without further discussion. Of course we will go into this as one."
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remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
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